Shoesession

Wouldn't you just love to once buy a purse, and in the emails regarding payment or whatever, you kinda say something like, "Ohh i plan to have many nights of pleasure with this purse!!" Something that may cause the seller's curiousity to peak, where she may ask, "What do you mean by that?" LOL There has been toooooo many times, when buying a purse on ebay, etsy, or wherever, and i wanna add some excitement and mystery to the situation, but I don't wanna scare the lady. LOL Can you imagine saying something like, "ohhhh i can't wait to be balls deep inside your beautiful bag when it arrives!!"??????

Have you ever bought a purse and had the sales lady ask you if this was for your wife . Then you answered, no it is for me. I have

I have yet to have a sales lady ask me if it's for my wife. Once or twice, they ask, "What do you plan to do with these purses?" One time, a sales lady at a thrift store asked me, "Do you plan on reselling these?" when i bought like 5 purses one night. I just said, "you might say that." I didn't have a witty, or off-the-wall comment for her. I wish i woulda said something like, "No..I just plan to be at home tonight, pleasuring myself with them." I mighta got kicked outta the store, but hey....